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Austin1959

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Feb 04, 2012 00:28    Quote
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'Twas the night before swinging and all thru the house, not a creature was sturring, not even a mouse.  When all of a sudden the Cuckoo Clock struck 8pm and the door bell rang non-stop.  Naked as a jay bird I hollered out "ETHYL DON'T LOOK" but it was too late.  They were all naked.  Cocks of all sizes.  Ladies of all sizes.  As I turned my back I turned my back and her clothes were gone.  Naked as a Jay Bird.  "ETHYL GET YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON ... WELL YOU LOOK AWESOME NAKED ...  YOUR CURVES ARE PERFECT ...  ".  Ladies, dinner is ready.  Muff dive in.

 

In London, everyone is real.  The sex is real.  We are not all Ken and Barbie but we are all perfect.  I started these parties as when naked, everyone becomes equal.  Ladies realize that cock sizes varies.  Guys realize that cougars are named for a reason - no mercy.  bi-guysget a chance to play.

 

Our parties are non-smoking.  Anyone who needs to keep their man's cock wark outside while they smoke in the backyard, just have to ring the wind chimes.  These are bi parties and there is always some man around who will keep his cock warm while YOU lights up.

 

Blowjobs are not just for the ladies.  Never ask your lady to put something in her mouth you would not.  The swinger lifestlye is the best of both worlds.

 

http://www.bi-swinger.com or austin@bi-swinger.com

 

Austin1959

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Feb 26, 2012 09:37    Quote
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6 days left until we all meet  in London.  All clothes left at the door.  On premise play.  Single bi-males are welcome.  The couples do not mind watching. Out of town couples may stay in the guest rooms after the party ends.

Austin1959

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Mar 02, 2012 00:21    Quote
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'Twas the night before swinging in London and all thru the house, not a creature was sturring, not even a mouse.  When all of a sudden the Cuckoo Clock struck 8pm and the door bell rang non-stop.  Naked as a jay bird I hollered out "ETHYL DON'T LOOK" but it was too late.  They were all naked.  Cocks of all sizes.  Ladies of all sizes.  As I turned my back I turned my back and her clothes were gone.  Naked as a Jay Bird.  "ETHYL GET YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON ... WELL YOU LOOK AWESOME NAKED ...  YOUR CURVES ARE PERFECT ...  ".  Ladies, dinner is ready.  Muff dive in.