what do you call a hoker with a runny nose?         full...

Last Monday night I was getting my  every five months SDI test and the nurse asked me if my penis burned after intercourse and I told her " I don't know, I never tried to light it".

Two guys are walking down the street and they see a dog licking his balls.

One friend turns to the other and says "I wish I could do that."

The other guys says "You may want to pet him first! "

Did you hear about the gay guy who lost his job at the sperm bank???

He got caught drinking on the job...

What do 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in one r...Read more

Actual Australian Court Docket 12659

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
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a guy walks into a rabbis office and asked him how much for sercumsihon the rabbi said i only work for tips .lol

did o know guys your balls hang there to stop sand from going in ass when on beech.

if two legged women work at hooters. where do one legged women work at i hop

how do u get one armed newfie out of tree              just wave to him he will all ways wave back.

whats worse then achy breaky heart.                         itchy twitchy twat.