One day the junior kindergarten teacher walked into the class and says "Class, we've been learning three syllable words all of this week. Can anyone tell me a three syllable word and use it in a sentence?"

Little Suzy raises her hand shyly and announces to the room that she knows a three syllable work and that she can use it in a sentence. To this the teacher tells her to go ahead.

So little Suzy proudly says "BEAUTIFUL". Enthusiastically she continues by saying "You are very beautiful".

The teacher was very proud of little Suzy and commended her for her bravery and talent.

Meanwhile, little Johnny is sitting at the back of the class with his hand up through out the whole time.  The teacher had seen him and had purposely ignored him as she knew little Johnny was up to no-good.

After a long silence, the teacher gave in and said "Okay Johnny, do you know a three syllable word and can you use it in a sentence?"

To which little Johnny replied "you bet!"  Go ahead replied the teacher.

Little Johnny stood on top of his desk and with the loudest voice he could muster he bellows "URINATE!"

Well, that wasn't so bad and it's usually a lot worst, thought the teacher. To which she replies to Johnny "Very good Johnny. Now can you use it in a sentence?"

To which little Johnny replies " You're an 8, if you had bigger tits you'd be a 10!"