A girl from Georgia and a girl from the west coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Georgia, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya from?" The west coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from G...Read more

Honey!! The Gyna Colleges called, they said that the Papst Beer was normal. I didn't know that you even liked beer.

an old sailor put on his uniform for old time sakes an walked down to the ocean,while there he encountered a hooker an brought her back to his room,they start going at it an he stops an asks,how am i doing for an oldman? she says,ur doing about 3 knots.. your knot hard,your knot in,an ur knot get...Read more

A middle aged couple went to a swingers swapping party. They met a Martian couple and thought it would be nice to switch partners for the night. So they went off with the opposite spouse. When the woman saw the male martians' penis she said "Well that's nice but it's kind of short isn't it?" Well...Read more

What do ya get when ya cross a rooster and a telephone pole. A 30 foot cock that wants to REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE!

i met a blonde today an she said,im a very smart blonde,i said ohhh ,why u think that ? lol she says i finished a puzzle in 6 months an the box says 2-4 yrs lmaooo

There was a fly hovering six inches above a lake. There was a fish in the lake that said, "If that fly dropped six inches, I could get it." A bear was behind the fish and he said, "If that fly dropped six inches, the fish would get the fly, and I would get the fish." A hunter was behind the bear ...Read more

a lil boy asks his dad,dad whats between moms legs? he says,ohhh son that paradise,lil boy says,dad whats between ur legs? dad says,ohh son the keys to paradise,lil goy looks up at him an says,well dad,i think you better change the locks cuz the meighbour has a set of keys lol

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blo...Read more

Santa comes down a chimney and to his surprise standing there is a beautiful 18 year old blonde in a bathrobe she says to santa "Santa will you stay with me ?" Santa says 'HO HO HO gotta go gotta go got to deliver these toys y'know ! the blonde takes off the rob standing now with onnly bra and pa...Read more