A man brings his male parrot into the vet and explains that he can't seem to figure out what's wrong with him. The bird seems very mopey and quiet and just not his usual talkative self. The vet reassures the owner and tells him that that she'll have to keep the parrot overnight to assess him properly, but it will cost the man $50 to do so. The man agrees. The vet takes the parrot into the back room and does test after test to figure out what could possibly be the problem. Then she decides to try one last thing... put him into the same cage as her female parrot. She put a sheet over the cage and waited. Several minutes go by without a single sound or movement from the cage. All of the sudden the cage starts to shake wildly and feathers are flying everywhere! The vet flings off the sheet to see the male parrot tearing off the female's feathers and saying, "For 50 bucks, I want you naked, hear me? Naked!"